Literal Homestuck Trash

homuratrash:

yes i am A HomeStuck. god tears.mate sprites. kidneysesis. kankersore vanpas. you Truly can not fight the Home Stuck .

dersekingdom:

The real reason  why Bro Strider died.

dersekingdom:

The real reason why Bro Strider died.

Casually gives a big fuck you to my feminine qualities that show when I crossplay.

Casually gives a big fuck you to my feminine qualities that show when I crossplay.

easymacs:

both of my Homeskooled cosplays ayyyyy

mamakankri:

i like to think kankri throws tantrums like a 5 year old and you cant tell me otherwise so here have a gif

mamakankri:

i like to think kankri throws tantrums like a 5 year old and you cant tell me otherwise so here have a gif

microwaveburrito:

Listen here kid *takes a long drag from a cigarrette* ain’t nobody heard from that there Homestuck fandom in years. They say most of em went crazy afta some freak accident or some shit with clowns *smashes cigarrette under foot* I hear they all skipped town, found new fandoms…. But there’s a few mad ones left in there I tell ya, and they’ll eat your face boy if you take a one damn step near em

roachpatrol:

diickspriite:

roachpatrol:

you know what’s really sad to think about?

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this is the shit john scrawled all over his walls when he was asleep as a kid and this is why john’s dad left him so many notes about how proud he was of him. 

he just wanted his son to be proud of himself. 

no no no it’s even worse because its written in the text colour of his friends

wow now i’m even more upset about this

What if Homestuck updated RIGHT NOW
Me, at least once an hour (via dreamerofderse)

kyleehenke:

the fandom’s glory days may have come and gone but I will always be 100% homestuck trash

homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

why y’all gotta look alike

biznitchin:

r3dn3ophyt3:

biznitchin:

how to become a menace to society 

Hey it’s me! For a second I thought you ran into another Kurloz but I don’t think they would make the exact threat I did. I mostly disconnected from laughing too hard.

LIVE AND IN PERSON THE ONLY KURLOZ EVER TO PUT UP WITH MY BULLSHIT

stribird:

someone on my dash said john was apathetic and uncaring and i got upset

'Fess Up! Fandom Humiliation
1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
5. Most shameful ship?
6. Ever been at the center of fandom drama?
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
8. Share something you did in fandom that you're embarrassed about.
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
10. Any fandoms you'd hate to admit you were a part of?
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
12. Someone found your delicious account/bookmarks/AO3 account or however you keep track of your favorite fics. What's the one fic you're going to be most humiliated about?
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?

ikimaru:

and nobody went to sleep after that